Saturday 3 October 2015

Weirdos! Weirdos everywhere!

So the past few days i have been away with my mum, i tagged along with her on one of her conferences. Is no where fancy just a holiday inn, but i liked the idea of a few days away from home and also the thought of using there spa and gym facilities wasn't totally off putting.
 Yesterday morning after breakfast i decided to go to the gym, hadn't been in a while and i like that pain you get from working out, means your doing something right. I only spent 45 minutes in the gym, as i only use like 3 machines then decided to go for a swim. I was so looking forward to swimming as hadn't been in like 10 years maybe longer. Arrived in the pool area and it had the sun loungers round it everyone was sitting on these loungers of course, no one was actually swimming, that would be stupid! I was just in the pool all like 'do you mind if i work on my cannonballs?' anyway, i got out of the pool for a bit to try out the sauna, i had never been in one before and was very excited to give it a try. Five minutes in and some weirdo guy came in and started talking to me. The reason i say he's weird is he has clearly seen me walk in and followed me in, also i find talking to other people in enclosed places uncomfortable and the fact your in swimwear is just awkward. What made it even creepier is that he bought up the fact that people can die if they stay in saunas too long, i was thinking to myself are you planning on killing me?, at the same time i was also thinking i can outstay you in here you big weirdo, even if i do die. So that was the first incident that occurred.
 Later that day, evening, interior hotel bar- i had just finished meeting mum for what i thought was dinner, was a naff buffet, i say naff, i'm just fussy, so i decided to go to the bar to get a drink and a light bite. I sat down the nice lady bought over my drink and i tucked into my nachos. What i hadn't mentioned is there was a cheesy piano player serenading us whilst we sat in the bar, i think you know where this is going. Once he had finished his 'set' he went to the bar to get a drink, then for some reason felt it his mission in life to come talk to me. I was pleasant enough, to both him and the previous gentleman, but what i don't understand is why me?! ha To put it into context basically i always attract a good weirdo, male or female, they are drawn to me, always have to talk to me, always sit next to me, even as i am writing this in the hotel bar now a gentleman has come and sat on the sofa opposite me when there a million seats free.
 What i'm really trying to get at is, i'm comfortable with my own company, which i know a lot of people aren't. So when i'm on my own i don't want people intruding on my space, my time away from everything. Is that so much to ask? I'm not always comfortable on my own, i get awkward and always check my phone, play with my hands, keep checking in my bag, all the signs of anyone with social anxiety. But when i am in a place when i am happy on my own, weirdos come along and remind me why i shouldn't be. ha Stranger Danger!!!!!!
I'm probably not completely comfy on my own actually, otherwise why else would i be on a laptop in a hotel bar? oh yeah to keep the freaks at bay! xx

Sunday 13 September 2015

Films. How many's to many?

In my opinion Sundays should be spent doing absolutely naff all, especially if like myself you work all week and just wanna sit back, relax and catch up on some trashy TV or watch a film.
 Now I'm a complete film buff, I can tell you pointless facts about most films, who played whom in which movie and what roles they'll be playing next. So it would be no supprise that I would like to watch a few now and then, but what would you say is a few? 2? 4? Well today I think I have watched a few to many and must have broken some sort of record set by myself and watched 6. 6 films in one day!! 
 This wasn't my intention when I first woke up, I want that in record! These things just happen. I slipped and fell on the remote over and over, changing from film to film. I'm not gonna pretend I didn't like it cause I did. So anyway, I first came downstairs when I woke up and my dad was halfway through watching Guardians of the Galaxy, so that one wasn't even my fault. That film is awesome, I think it may even be better than the avengers but shh! Best soundtrack, a gorgeous Chris Pratt, excellent story, what more could a girl want?!
 Next film- so when that finished we where flicking through the channels and on itv(channel3) Problem Child was on. Now if you never watched this when you where younger I feel bad for you. Basically is about this little shit that the late John Ritter and his wife adopt and hilarity insues. 
 Again that finished and I flicked and I was torn between Speed or Matilda and I thought as it was a Sunday, a family day we'd watch Matilda. I think any young girl who watched that film at one point waved there hands around and tried to pull a Matilda. Alas it did not work for me. I think I read somewhere online that Roald Dahl wanted to kill off Matilda, but changed his mind. Now that would have been a very different film! 
 We gave the films a rest for a bit at this point and watched some catch up TV. Didn't wanna over do it! But as I'm writing this I've remembered yet another film we watched today, which makes 7!! Agh! 
 If Ace Ventura is in the TV you can't not watch it, I'm pretty sure that's a law. Even though I've seen it a million times before, watching it this time I noticed the banana and two apples on the police women's desk. A blatent clue the producers are giving us that she's a man. Keep a look out next time you watch it. 
 Iron man was on film four today, have only seen it once before, so naturally I had to watch it as I love all things Marvel. I hate adverts when I'm watching films, so luckily dad had the dvd! The thing I love about Marvel films is the little snippets they give you at the end for future films. Is just a pain in the bum waiting though the credits to see it! 
 Avenger Age of Ultron!! I finally saw it today for the first time!! Now usually I would have gone to the cinema to see it, but I didn't have anyone to go with😭 I have a Cineworld card so I usually make it my duty to go as much as possible! Anyway Avengers! Loved it! We learnt so much more about each character, we found another infinity stone, so much happened I'm still getting over it. I can't wait for infinity wars, which I believe has the Guardians of the Galaxy in, which will be awesome!!!!!! 
 Lastly and the one I'm currently watching as I've been writting this tucked up in bed. Burlesque- I love musicals, always have since my nan was alive. This one is just so different and not cheesy compared to a lot of others and the fact you have both Cher and X-Tina, what a range those ladies have!! I'm supprised I don't have this one on dvd, I always have to watch this when its on TV. I find the dancing and singing so mesmerising. 

 Right, that's enough films for me. I'm off to bed!! Night xx

Thursday 10 September 2015

I'm blogging!!

Ahhh so it's around twenty five past midnight! and i finally have this blog up and running, has only taken me the best part of my week off but i've finally done it!!!. I'm still figuring it out and as you'll soon come to realise my spelling and grammar may not be on point, but i'd like to think even an idiot can read what i write. I mean i'm an idiot and i'm writing it so surely your classic Sheldon Cooper can read whatever this is. As i just said its past midnight so i'm gonna head to bed and get a fresh jump on this tomorrow, hopefully then it will be something with more substance, something maybe with a topic or theme.

Goodnight sweets x